When you first announced that you would be moving to "Texas", a mighty 1,220 miles away, I must admit that I felt much like Mrs. Figg did when the dementors attacked in Little Whinging...as if "everything went cold, as though all the happiness had gone from the world."
But alas, now I understand. Your move to "Texas", a mere 16 day-13 hour walk or 20 hour-54 minute drive according to googlemaps, can now be fully understood...
I understand that leading a double life can be difficult. But now, your secret is out. There is no more need to pretend and put up these false fronts. After all, you have the voice of an angel, something that each and every person should be given the chance to hear. I know you are on a mission of wishing world peace, but I'm sure you've seen the previews for the new Hannah Montana movie...even she couldn't do it forever.
Ai Kawashima, your move to "Texas" has fooled no one but yourself. I now believe that you never moved to Texas, but in fact, returned to your homeland to live a lifestyle of the rich and famous. But I urge you...abandon your life of riches and glory! Leave behind your turtlenecks and pearls! Grow out your short red hair! I miss you.
Yours truly,
Ai Kawashima, your move to "Texas" has fooled no one but yourself. I now believe that you never moved to Texas, but in fact, returned to your homeland to live a lifestyle of the rich and famous. But I urge you...abandon your life of riches and glory! Leave behind your turtlenecks and pearls! Grow out your short red hair! I miss you.
Yours truly,
Brook
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ReplyDeletehahaha that was a pretty clever trick you pulled on me dearest Ai when I came to visit you in January. To think you flew all the way back from Japan just to keep up this front.
ReplyDelete...ps, did you notice that she has almost the same birthday as you? and she looks like you too...so weird.